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Weird Canadian Laws

Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 21:54

Weird Canadian Laws

Bill C-68, AKA Gun Registry TOPS THE LIST

Here are some more dated laws:

      ·         30% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content"

·         You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

·         Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

·         It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

Alberta Provincial Laws

·         Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

·         Wooden logs may not be painted.

·         It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man

·         You may never use dice to play craps.

City Laws

·         If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

British Columbia Provincial Laws

·         It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.

New Brunswick Provincial Laws

·         Driving on the roads is not allowed.

Nova Scotia Provincial Laws

·         When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

Ontario Provincial Laws

·         The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the right of way.

City Laws

Etobicoke

·         Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.

Cobourg

·         If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m.

Gananoque

·         Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.

Guelph

·         The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

Kanata

·         The colour of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard.

·         You can't work on your car in the street.

Oshawa

·         It's illegal to climb trees.

·         Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks. If sidewalks is not cleaned within 24 hours after a snowfall, city workers will clean it and the cost will be placed on the homeowners tax bill.

Ottawa

·         It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.

Toronto

·         You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.

Uxbridge

·         Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

Wawa

·         You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.

·         It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.

Quebec Provincial Laws

·         It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

·         All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French. If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the English is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)

·         No language other than French is permitted to be shown out doors.

City Laws

Beaconsfield

·         It is considered an offence to have more than two colours of paint on your house.

·         You may not own a log cabin.

Montréal

·         The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.

·         You may not wash your car in the street.

·         You may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway.

·         "For Sale" signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.

·         Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must be down to less than the width of a hand.

·         One's rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.

·         You may not swear in French.

·         Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.

Outremont

·         Not only do all exterior painting jobs require a permit (for colour) but, for instance, the City went to Appeals Court over the exact type of division inside a window frame.





Comments
Comments by gooy arse from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, March 28, 2014 at 18:42
y'll a bunch of weirdos. most of these laws don't make no sense. most of y'll are homos i take it?

Comments by bella lernert from Northwest Territories - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, January 21, 2014 at 19:42
thanks for nothing jerks not helping im canadian there not weird ok!!!!!!!

Comments by joey from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 at 09:29
i made those laws when i was 80 years old

Comments by bob from Other - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 at 09:28
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Comments by awesome cookeis from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, May 10, 2013 at 15:52
omg saskwatch haha

Comments by awesome cookeis from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, May 10, 2013 at 15:52
omg saskwatch haha

Comments by evil smile from Prince Edward Island - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, April 30, 2013 at 07:11
my name is it awesome

Comments by Jamie from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, April 10, 2013 at 15:30
Sasquatches are real. I've seen one up close and it was not a missidentification. The no kill law for them should be International.

Comments by ILiveInCobourg from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, March 10, 2013 at 19:47
Some of those laws aren't as stupid as they sound! I mean with the amount of snow we get, if someone doesn't shovel within 24 hours, shit can happen. Also. some of the weird ones are just old and haven't gotten removed yet, like the one about a dead horse on Younge Street. And as for the one about Cobourg (where I live ) I can't say a lot of people even have a water trough on their front lawn and if they didn't I don't think the cops would even care if it wasn't filled by 5 am! I mean its not like our cops go around and look in water troughs before the suns up to see if they're filled!

Comments by Terri from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, February 18, 2013 at 16:42
A lot of these laws were made spontaneously, and the hassle it takes to remove a law it ridiculous. Any judge can decide whether or not they charge a person based on these laws so it's not like they really matter.
It's funny though, a man at my work has decided that sometime this year he will organize an event to give out free ice cream to people on Bank St and get an ice cream walk going, just to spite the silly law. :)

Comments by l from Other - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, February 11, 2013 at 17:52
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Comments by poooooop from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, February 04, 2013 at 20:27
my butthole is really large i found a note inside it said OG MUDBONE was here

Comments by jimbobio from New Brunswick - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, February 04, 2013 at 19:31
It is illegal to create false laws about Canada, one could get the death penalty, the only acception to Canada banning the death penalty.

Comments by Gtg from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 14, 2012 at 18:57
Those laws about qc are totally fake! Everyone swears and pee in the bushes and do everything else u said was a law! U liar!
Les lois de qc, son tellement fausses! Tout le monde sacre et piss dans le buisson! Tu es un ******ing menteur!

Comments by Smexi from Nunavut - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 at 10:18
blahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

Comments by man from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, December 10, 2012 at 15:26
in what year a child can have a key

Comments by chang from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 07, 2012 at 15:22
Ha fag

Comments by Steve from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, November 29, 2012 at 11:25
You cant wear underwear on days that end in Y in Clark County Newfoundland.

Comments by derek from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, November 28, 2012 at 09:14
well thats retarted

Comments by claude from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, November 03, 2012 at 10:39
quebec is alright im a proud canadian but harper is a douche, and pauline marois is a nazi

Comments by Awesome from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, October 29, 2012 at 09:59
In Calgary there's a law that if someone tries to steal your horse, you can kill them. Also, it's illegal to have anal sex until you're 18 or married.

Comments by dovin from Nova Scotia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, October 11, 2012 at 13:16
ffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggg

Comments by 1111111112 from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 14:25
Hahahahaha!!! This website contains the world's most funny laws I have ever seen. The one not allowing you to pull a dead horse on Younge St. is so fake; no one has a horse and no one would pull it on Younge St. The one that says that when you are released from prison, it is required to give you a handgun and a horse!!! I really think the author is making this stuff up. But I really like this website.

Comments by Phil from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, October 07, 2012 at 08:09
It was onece illegal to read a Donald Duck comic in Finland because they wore no pants...wow

Comments by Phil from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, October 07, 2012 at 08:01
I hear its illegal to insert a Pennie to your ear in Hawaii
And it's illegal to flush an apartment toilet after 10:00 in I think Finland

Comments by Jordan from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, October 04, 2012 at 15:07
Lol. It's hilarious how people get incredibly pissed off over an illiterate american posting on a form about laws that -were- pointed out, as stupid. The fact that you chew someone apart for not using proper spelling, or grammar, while doing it illiterately yourself, is quite ironic. I'm completely Canadian. Chill the ****** out, and let morons be morons. -- Why is it people are commenting on this forum anyways? It's clearly terrible. I did it for shits... --

Comments by Jarkhaus from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, July 20, 2012 at 18:05
Umm, actually it as legal to turn right on a red light.

Comments by Applecreampie from Manitoba - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, July 15, 2012 at 03:13
It is Legal to shoot native Americans if there are more that 5 of them on your property

Comments by KML from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, July 03, 2012 at 09:16
..Wow. All these comments make Canada look amazing. For anyone who happens to visit and isn't Canadian, I promise you normal people do NOT sound like this. This is just obnoxious.

Comments by F***the police from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 14:18
Its ilegle 2 have sex with Jonathan Beny on a Friday while driving a car.

Comments by GAY DINO from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 14:16
It is illegal to use your but as a laun mower
It is illegal to play minecrat while installing a motorized dildo

Comments by I f u from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 14:13
It's ileagle to do Jonathan Benny on a Sunday while f ing your mom

Comments by GAY DINOSORE from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 14:12
It is illegal to sexet my mon over a Morris code

Comments by F*** the police from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 14:05
It is ileagle to blow someone with teaching a class of grade 5

Comments by Me from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 13:54
DANKY. Dick

Comments by Danky from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 13:52
It is illegal to jump on a green leather mat while hugging a fish with high blood sugar while burning a fire of potassium

Comments by Ksosos from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 13:50
It is illegal to participate in a protest with no pants on


Comments by Tickleish potoa from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 13:49
It is illegal to participate in a corn chucking event while installing a toilet app in the middle of a intersection.

Comments by Traumatized Turkey from Nunavut - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 13:48
It is illegal to command a dog using a phone to lick a glacier while wearing a black with white stripes saddle

Comments by Tipsy Toucan from Northwest Territories - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 13:23
It is illegal yell at a tiger while playing tug of war in a mayors washroom on a Tuesday


Comments by Friendly koala from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 11:08
It is illegal to to hang a unsupervised robot on a clothes rack while shoving a spring up a walruses ass

Comments by Satisfied Panda from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 11:04
Its illegal to bitch slap a shark while sitting in a field of pansies on a Wednesday

Comments by Hsjhshi from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:52
It is illegal to put in you fals teeth while taking a big dump on the sidewalk

Comments by True Canadian facts from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:33
It is illegal to shove high heels up your bum on a Tuesday during a chinook.

Comments by F*** the police from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:25
It is ileagle to use your dick as a bushwhacked

Comments by Balllllllllz from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:22
It is gay to jump on your mom pussy on Friday

Comments by SASSAY STACY from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:20
Why the f are you posting this!!!!

Comments by America from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:18
Man Canadians sucking on everything these days...

Comments by I like men from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:18
It's illegal to use a infant as a trampoline

Comments by Planphotosynthesis lossless,la from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:16
If you play monopoly on your moms birthday in the middle of the road you get 200hrs of community service

Comments by F***the police from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:16
Is it illegal to suck boobs on Monday while masterbating

Comments by Your mom from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:13
It's fun to like dicks on Monday

Comments by Bob from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:12
It is illegal to do bobs mom on Thursday

Comments by How from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:06
Balls are fun to handle in my mouth.


Comments by Pay attention from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 at 08:43
I find it bizarre that most of the comments posted are so unbelievably illiterate. These are in fact laws although most of them are no longer enforced for obvious reasons. Despite uneducated comments to the contrary, laws/bylaws and other subsidiary legislation can be amended or repealed. I am sure these are still on the books because there are many more important issues (such as terrorism, homeland security and human trafficking issues etc.,) to be dealt with rather than wasting time repealing obsolete legislation. Anyone with any common sense would merely find these amusing!

Comments by f***dapolice from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 08:48
im pretty sure if you drag a dead horse down yonge street toronto on any day your gonna get in shit, its called animal cruelty...

Comments by Justin Bieber from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, June 02, 2012 at 10:56
You can't swear in French. Lame

Comments by Justin Bieber from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, June 02, 2012 at 10:56
You can't swear in French. Lame

Comments by Kyra Di Palma from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at 17:40
Sorry Steve

Comments by Kyra Di Palma from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 17:55
I totally don't believe in Bigfoot. So If you shoot a Bigfoot you are killing a wired guy not Bigfoot.

Comments by ARM from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 22:34
75% of these laws don't make sense. I mean, do sasquatches even exist !?!?!?!?!?

Comments by WTF from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, April 05, 2012 at 15:39
There is no law in BC protecting the Sasquatch. That's an urban myth. There was however a law protecting Ogo-Pogo but it has since been repealed.

Comments by steave from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 10:07
i draged a dead hourse down younge st on sunday and went to jail for 25 years. i got gang raped in there

Comments by steave from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 10:07
i draged a dead hourse down younge st on sunday and went to jail for 25 years. i got gang raped in there

Comments by steave from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 10:07
i draged a dead hourse down younge st on sunday and went to jail for 25 years. i got gang raped in there

Comments by SEXY DINOSAUR from New Zealand - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, January 20, 2012 at 15:48
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Comments by Mrs. Peaterson from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, January 06, 2012 at 22:24
You guys need to stop.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:54
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by ken ponka from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, December 09, 2011 at 11:53
it is illegal to commit suicide. if you do, so the rest of your family will be punished.

Comments by Mon-mons from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 01:27
Wait, I have to clarify, I wasn't talking about the laws posted on this page, I was talking about the laws in FB's link.

Comments by Mon-mons from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 01:25
Good way to be a prejudiced douche, "FB". "...and I would imagine most are still enforced because American's are all about punishing and fining(it's all a business to them $$$$)"; turns out, most of these laws aren't actually enforced here.

Comments by Rolloff Dropoff from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 10:55
Hey Dan - correction; people in BC are SO ANNOYED by you no-class rude,obnoxious,loud cretins.Thank you & have a good day - far away from me!

Comments by Dan from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, November 18, 2011 at 07:22
Our girlz shave, and are the best lovers and best looking in Canada. People in B.C. soooooo intimidated by us!!! p.s. we don't ALL wanna separate... Long live Canada!!!

Comments by jamie from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, November 12, 2011 at 02:04
it is illegal to kill anything in b.c. without a permit

Comments by Rolloff Dropoff from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, November 11, 2011 at 19:03
I'm a great lover.... I bet! There should be a law about prohibiting French to be spoken ANYWHERE.Of course this would apply to French Canadians ONLY.

Comments by dan MacLeod from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, October 27, 2011 at 16:30
The Sasquatch law is a good and valid one. They are out there and
shooting one would be as much considered murder as shooting
another human. I don't have to guess as to their existence. I am one of the priveleged and lucky few to have seen the big guy. I certainly
do not begrudge anyones opinion to the contrary because i once was a non believer myself. If and ever you see one, then and only then will you be awakened to a kind of excitement that can only be imagined. The down side is that you cannot share this experience with your friends. They will surely not believe, and you will be very lonely with the truth.

Comments by Maari from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, October 26, 2011 at 19:55
About the no french swearing rule in Montreal... Impossible, swearing is almost part of the Quebec french ;v;
Unless by french, they mean like France french, then I'd understand since most of us tends to laugh about the French people, and their Frenchy accent xD...

Comments by coolcatkim22 from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, October 18, 2011 at 18:36
Heh, not have more then three and a half inches of water in your tub. I do that all time.
It's a good thing that I don't live in Eto- oh wait.

Comments by F>>U from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, October 12, 2011 at 14:32
Most of those laws aren't stupid at all. They are all kinda weak.
PS
I love Canadian GIRL!

Comments by DumbNumbNutx from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, October 01, 2011 at 17:53
Sup Bumms and DumbFnCKS!!! All you so stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddd numbnuts go suck sassy and his momma squatchee

Comments by jerry from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, September 10, 2011 at 14:01
I HATE ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE FRENCH. NASTY BITCHES IN THAT CULTURE DONT EVEN SHAVE, WE SHOULD FIND A WAY TO DETACH QUEBEC FROM THE REST OF CANADA............THERE ALL ******ING SNOBS!!!

Comments by Danielle from New Brunswick - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, September 09, 2011 at 17:07
Just FYI the NB one makes no sense. I've been almost everywhere in New Brunswick and I have NO idea where that came from. I'm guessing a lot are not in action. And I couldn't believe it when I read Americans commenting On how stupid Canadians are. Jealous much. I have nothing against America (I'm not a douche) but they're laws are sooooooooo messed up. It's sooooooooo much freaking worse than this. And the only stupid ones on here aren't true. Americans just being americans i guess.

Comments by Canadian Girl from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, August 06, 2011 at 01:09
well, Most of these make sense.. just clearing up "no glass or plastic covering license plate" rule. there are things specially designed to go over your license plate where you can not see the number unless you are directly behind the car, so if they are caught on camera for.. Murder, or stealing, the cameras that may identify them will not be able to read the plate, letting the criminal get away. That law isn't silly at all.

Comments by Cat from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 at 16:22
Just saying...u can drive on roads in NB but anyway most of these made me lol

Comments by Skylee from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, July 16, 2011 at 21:38
Note to Kamm
you made a comment a while ago "ha-ha that's really ******ing funny joke. ******ing stupid Canadian; Iv knew in Ottawa It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on Sundays. ****** all Canadian with these ******ing laws. These things they just call this laws is ******ING CRAP, not more. I'm really pissing myself."
1st- look at the length of Canadas list
2nd- now look at USAs list ( http://www.turtlezen.com/weirdlaws.html) pretty sure USA has a SH*T load more stupid laws them we do
3rd- how are Canadians stupid?unlike the states we don't start fights over seas, there for no one wants to kill US!
AND to all people complaining that "these laws arnt real" What part do u not understand about, they were made wayyyy back in the day,they are not enforced now?! not hard to understand


Comments by Marsh Mallow from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 at 20:31
this was vry helpful to me becaaus i needed this for my project thx

Comments by Olessia from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 08:21
this one doesn't make sence at all....in Ontario (not sure about other provinces) you must have a car seat for a child in your car, your friend's car, or any other car for that matter, but not in a cab, which makes very little sence, because it's the same type of car, and taxi drivers are maniacs, with little road ethics

Comments by Ryan from Manitoba - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, April 22, 2011 at 23:58
i spat on the ground in montreal and i didn't get fined lol wow i am such a big criminal xD

Comments by FB from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, April 22, 2011 at 13:57
I've looked up alot of these humorous laws and by-laws and believe it or not most of them are real and still in affect, just the police use common sense and besides that so many of these are so old they don't even know about them. Ask any cop you know see if he/she knows of the wierd or stupid law(not from them reading it online). Give them a senario and ask "Is there a law for this?", see what they say :). But besides our own historical dumb or funny laws check out the American dumb laws...BELIEVE ME THEY HAVE ALOT. Here's a link check it out, my wife and I laughed our a$$es off over most of these.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/california?page=100
And remember alot of these rediculous laws were made way back in the western days and probably by a bunch of drunks sitting in the saloon with nothing better to do ie:(Oh look Billy has an ice cream cone in his pocket lets make a law forbidding that) :) These laws are more for a good laugh then anything else, thier so out dated. And if any are actually enforced I would imagine it's very, very few and far in between.
Besides that you want a really good laugh check out the American stupid laws by each state and town now these are funny and I would imagine most are still enforced because American's are all about punishing and fining(it's all a business to them $$$$)
I can't remember what state it was in but they have a law that says "if your having sex in your home you can only do so in the missionary position if caught by police whether coming into your home under a warrant or not and they catch you doing it in any other position your automatically charged" and this law is still enforced within the past 5-10 years several people have been charged under that dumba$$ law.
Don't take offence to people posting these dumb laws just sit back and have a good laugh.

Comments by SATaN616 from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011 at 22:53
When a government shows to there people that
they are corrupt, lie, cheat and steal from
their people. History will repeat it self...
Theres a new way of life thats about to takes place...
"NMW""NEW MODERNWORLD"
"ARE YOUREADY"!
;SATaN616
p.s sorry i was typing without my glasses before when misspelled WORLD.

Comments by SATaN from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011 at 22:38
When a government shows to there people that they are corrupt, lie, sheat and steal from their people history will repeat it self...
theres a new way of life thats about to takes place ."NMW""NEW MODERN WOLD""ARE YOU READY.;SATaN 616

Comments by Beau from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011 at 22:29
theres a new way of life thats about to takes place . you ready ?????????

Comments by KA from Manitoba - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, April 18, 2011 at 20:30
Washing your car in the street. this is against the law because you are discharging toxins into the waterways, (yes detergent contains toxins to riverways)
most people may not realize that the run off from the detergent, road salt, grease etc goes into the storm drain and directly into the water ways. not treated.
this is harmful to the water life.
alittle soap from you multiplied by how many millions of car washes? very harmful to the fish. we like to blame the farmers for the phosphates in the waterways, but they are not the only ones introducing these substances into the waterway.
as silly as some laws may seem there is usually alot of good reasons for them. think beyond the box. think big picture, where does that material go!

Comments by BC girl from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, April 08, 2011 at 12:40
The reason its illegal to kill sasquatch is because people pretend to be sasquches. So if you kill a sasquach your killing the idiot pretending to be sasquach

Comments by Hello from Nova Scotia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, March 20, 2011 at 08:26
Attention to:
Comments by Stupid Canada from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 07, 2011 at 07:18
Who commented with:
Simply Stupid, simply Canada.
What expect more of a stupid Calture
I'm guessing that this person has no common brain cells, since the correct terminalogy must be "Simply stupid, simply Canadian.
What to expect more of a stupid culture."
This commentor is a ******in' idiot, no wonder people think canadians are stupid. I personally feel a large power of hate, towards this illiterate person.
P.S. Why would you call your own culture stupid? Deal with being the only stupid Canadian, Oh! Now your name makes total sense to me, it you the only "Stupid Canada"!

Comments by Vins from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, March 10, 2011 at 08:36
Most of the law listed does not exist, for exemple It is illegal to kill a sasquatch in BC is no where to be found in any law book one Canlii.org (who contain all law currently on use in canada and even part law.) so please before writing any false thing be sure they exist and if so, write the corresponding article of the law otherwise u simply dont look serious at all.

Comments by Jeff Spelrem from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 at 20:40
only read the first three... AND i dont see those to be "dated" at all.. Radio stations should play Canadian content! Who the hell has more than 50 pennies! and NO ONE should be removing bandages in public! these are very sensible laws. COME ON!

Comments by Stacy Jones from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 at 15:59
For those who are not sure if these laws are or were real. They were back in the Western Days.. and were inforced and possibly in some place's still are.

Comments by Stupid Canada from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 07, 2011 at 07:18
Simply Stupid, simply Canada.
What expect more of a stupid Calture

Comments by amanda from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 13:32
ROTFLSHMSFOAIFMHOTCT

Comments by serious from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 at 18:25
can someone plz tell me if these laws are actually from an official book of laws in canda and what is your source because i am writing a speech on this and i really need correct information thank you.

Comments by im awesome xD from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, January 16, 2011 at 10:00
drive*

Comments by im awesome xD from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, January 16, 2011 at 09:57
this is bullshit lol . we can to drice on the roads in newbrunswick !

Comments by Peter from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, November 19, 2010 at 08:51
Just so you all now these laws are in effect and can be enforced but it is highly doubtful that in this day in age that they would be enforced but at some point some one has been charged with the crime or did something for them to make it a crime how can you doubt the truth. Have a look at your own city's records and I am sure you will f ind a law or bylaw that just doesn't make sense in this day and age.The laws that are here are without a doubt very real and very true but I don't think a police officer would spend the time or money to actually make the arrest laws are made all the time the thing with law is they never get taken off there is no time limit on a law once made it is there forever.

Comments by JOJO from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, October 16, 2010 at 21:57
I don't see how most of those Montreal ones are retarted.
1) the hotel feeding your horse thing was obviously from back before cars and is a pretty good deal if your paying to stay at the hotel.
2)the washing you car in the street can be interpreted as, "are you washing your car IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ******ING STREET?!" if thats the case then ok your ticket has been earned, if your parked beside the sidewalk like normal then I can see why it's stupid.
3)even if it is your own driveway, the cops may not know it's your car. If you get ticketed you can challenge the ticket and probably not have to pay but still IF YOUR PARKING SPACE IS FREE WHY ARE YOU PARKING INFRONT OF IT ANYWAYS?!
4) kinda stupid but makes sense if your covering the windows, probably won't be enforced.
5) This should be a common fact to people, the only reason why this law is stupid is because it HAD to be made into a law in the first place, who is stupid enough to leave their doors and windows open in a public parking lot? You might as well HAND OVER the keys to some hobo and say PLEASE TAKE MY CAR.
6) ok this one IS stupid but I can see where it may come from, probably someone had a dirty plastic or glass plating over the license plate and no one could identify the numbers and letters on the car. Either that or it was so scuffed and scratched that it did the same effect.
7)ABSOLUTE BULL I hear people swearing in French ALL THE TIME when I go to Montreal.
8)releaving yourself in the street is a given and you're sure to get fined for it that's just digusting, but I've seen people spitting in the street in Montreal without a problem so unless you do it at a cop's feet you won't get fined.

Comments by ROFLCOPTER from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, October 16, 2010 at 21:38
all the Quebec Laws are true and it IS illegal to pee in Guelph. I know a girl who got a 300$ fine for it, but then again that one actually makes sense because I don't think it's legal to urinate in public anyways XD.
Keep in mind guys 99% of these laws were most likely made waaayyy back when and were only made because of a group of people doing retarted things, and even if these laws still technically exist I've never heard of any of them being enforced and if they are it's because of some cop that wants to be a dick.

Comments by Laure from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, October 04, 2010 at 00:58
And why does Bill C-68 top the list as the weirdest? Because you are American and can't imagine what it would be like if you weren't allowed to tote a gun around wherever and whenever you wanted?

Comments by sexy bitches from Australia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, October 03, 2010 at 10:18
we should be glad that we are able to hang our underwear next to another.. some places men and womens cannot be next to oneanother.
- some of these laws are completely crazy and highly doubtful that they are true!!!

Comments by Amy from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, September 24, 2010 at 12:48
sorry to let u down but it is not illeagal to water your lawn while its raining in nova scotia

Comments by Belle from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, September 22, 2010 at 12:44
why are people trying to argue with these 'laws'? sure they may be silly but they are still laws regardless if they are inforced or not. so who cares? they are silly enough to make us laugh and ithink thats all that really matters. dont hate on canadians, we probably all werent there when they were put into action, so.. not our fault.

Comments by Monk from Manitoba - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, September 17, 2010 at 20:41
Actually I think it was last year (2009) that in Manitoba it's illegal to text and drive at the same time. Or was it just in Winnipeg? well the point is, it's perfectly reasonable. By the way, I think most of the comments here are immature.

Comments by Julia from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, September 10, 2010 at 21:24
YEEEEOOOOO DDDDUUUDDDEEE ,,
ITS ILLEGAL TO PLAY CRAPS W/ DICE !?!?!?!?!?!??!
******ers....
Gotta love Canada :P


Comments by Joe Bloggs AKA Death from Other - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, September 10, 2010 at 11:42
due to these laws, there will be CHAOS and DESTRUCTION! ... and CHAOS! ... and DESTRUCTION! ... and THEFT!
and CHAOS!

Comments by TheWackerly from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, August 31, 2010 at 11:46
I think I'll enforce the law about using pennies; We have a problem with them at my workplace lol

Comments by Ghol from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, August 06, 2010 at 13:14
These laws are bullshit!

Comments by skye from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, August 03, 2010 at 03:44
hmm next summer im killin a sasquatch... arent they like make belief...?

Comments by Katie from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 23:00
Damn, I cant drag my dead horse down Yonge street this Sunday... Well there goes my weekend. I hate Toronto

Comments by Katoe from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 22:57
Damn, I cant drag my dead horse down Yonge street this Sunday... Well there goes my weekend.

Comments by soph from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, July 30, 2010 at 10:57
lol i didnt know it was illegal to kill a sasquatch :P well then i guess im off to jail :D

Comments by GIRL POWER from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 11:30
K, if u guys r sayin tht the laws are stupid and not enforced, theyre not enforced cz theyre stupid! Canadian police enforce all the laws that MAKE SENSE! dont blame the canadians, blame the stupid prime ministers!

Comments by RalGash from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, July 17, 2010 at 11:06
Here is the link to the Law, it is 4.7 that I am taking issue with. You are not allowed any bodily functions in public in Ajax or on a highway!
http://www.townofajax.com/AssetFactory.aspx?did=7884... See More
I am someone with GERD that throws up quite often, I have absolutely no control over it and am paralyzed while it happens. And Ulcerative Colitis, I sometimes crap myself, not often enough to wear diapers and it's gross, if it drips out I am defecating in a public place. Had a officer call me the other day and let me off with a warning about puking in public! I have a myraid of disabilities.
I contacted the town about it and was given the excuse that the law is aimed at public drunkenness. There is absolutely no amendment to this law saying that it strictly deals with public drunkenness. It is completely open for abuse as witnessed by the phone call. You just follow someone home, get the address and call by-law to complain. And if it is for public drunkenness then this new law is redundant as we already have provincial law dealing with public intoxication.
I have posted a suggestion to the town of Ajax for an amendment and am waiting for a response as they don't feel this opens the door for abuse and discrimination. Officers are not health proffessionals and not every member of the public is a health proffessional so who are they to judge whether or not someone is just sick, disabled or drunk without a blood test to proove it? That's an awful lot of trouble and expense just to arrest someone for vomitting, defecating or peeing themselves.
Here is my suggestion for the amendment:
That this applies only to persons whome have been proven to in fact be intoxicated by a medical proffessional and a blood test and not in fact a sick or disabled person or child.

Comments by PJS from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, July 07, 2010 at 19:35
There should be a law banning political correctness...
I think the political correctness is getting ridiculous.
I overheard a little boy say he was going to go play a game of
Cattle Management Specialists and Native Americans.


Comments by Michelle from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, May 31, 2010 at 09:47
I basically live in Oshawa, i'm there all the time. It's like a 30 minute drive. But I climb trees there all the time. Everyone does, all the little kids and older kids that live in my Aunt's neighbourhood climb the trees too. Some of these laws are silly, and are not enforced.

Comments by nigger tits from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 14:11
aaaaaaaaah my titties are so huge!

Comments by GeNa from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, May 21, 2010 at 09:30
In Nova Scotia its illegal to get a fish drunk lol..hmmmm wonder y they had to make that law?? and ya its a real law that we cant eat ice cream on bank st on sunday in ottawa, but its not inforced..lol

Comments by Jessica from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, May 11, 2010 at 02:25
In Ontario, cars can go 80 kmh ON A HIGHWAY.
The no caffeine in clear beverages has been lifted.
You can't spit, swear, or urinate in public in Calgary, either. Fines (if you get caught) are between $50 and $300 CDN.
Having to clear the sidewalks around your house is a common rule, and I don't see why the 30% Canadian content rule is "dated"?

Comments by Sarah A.M. E from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, May 08, 2010 at 00:08
ok i have been to bank street a million times and i have eaten ice-cream there..that is so fake. and it doesn't even make sence. whats so bad if you eat ice cream on a sunday?

Comments by Anonymous from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, April 02, 2010 at 19:55
I think there is a law it require taxes for big spiders but not small spiders

Comments by Anonymous from Nunavut - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, March 21, 2010 at 13:49
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL my roflecopter goes SOISOISOISOISOI

Comments by gffffffffffffff from Northwest Territories - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 15:54
supid beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppp

Comments by murphy from Manitoba - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 19:01
is it illegal to wear underwear in the shower?

Comments by Kamm from Other - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 16:53
ha-ha that's really ******ing funny joke. ******ing stupid Canadian; Iv knew in Ottawa It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on Sundays. ****** all Canadian with these ******ing laws. These things they just call this laws is ******ING CRAP, not more. I'm really pissing myself.

Comments by Rachel from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:32
These laws are silly!!!!

Comments by Bwah! from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, February 21, 2010 at 18:38
I've climbed lots o trees in oshawa and never been arrested

Comments by Stephanie Barbe:P from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 19:31
some people made up stupid laws in the past and because your cannot erase a law, you are screwed with it :P

Comments by remix from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 00:43
ok so like every one talking about these laws are fake
no they are not
most are from o long a go that cops may not even know about them

Comments by fhdsghd from Prince Edward Island - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, February 12, 2010 at 08:36
send lots of emails to kenndey.hill@hotmail.com
i like juicy dick with lots and lots of pubes. i have cam and ill suck a popsicle for you just add me please i'm so desperate

Comments by Ally from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 12:39
Lmfao, I love the stupid laws, they make me laugh, every computer class me and my friend sit here and laugh or a$$es off, ;)

Comments by Andy from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 10:07
I live in Oshawa too, and had to look up the climbing tree thing since it sounded ridiculous... apparently it's true, but only about trees on city property (presumably you can climb your own tree in your own back yard):
"No person shall interfere with a tree or part of a tree located on municipal property,
including but not limited to attaching, affixing or placing upon in any manner any object
or thing to a tree or part of a tree, and climbing the tree."
Source: http://www.city.oshawa.on.ca/documents/Trees.pdf

Comments by Chris from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 17:05
i live in oshawa and i know for a fact that it isnt illegal to climb trees many people do it

Comments by Kerowyn from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, January 17, 2010 at 12:30
Has anyone else noticed that most everything on this page is moronic? The comments are stupider than the laws themselves.

Comments by :) from New Brunswick - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, January 08, 2010 at 06:36
New Brunswick Provincial Laws
·Driving on the roads is not allowed.
I'm from there and I'm pretty sure you can drive on the roads.

Comments by Mangez-moi le noeud from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, January 07, 2010 at 14:36
Allez juste chier avec votre manie de dire que la loi sur les signes en français au québec c'est une weird law c'est juste que nous, contrairement à vous, on se prends pas pour des faux américains. Ah et BTW les français étaient là en premier.

Comments by nunya from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 at 19:53
Could be worse, in the state of Florida, only missionary sex is legal!....how sad!

Comments by aaron from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, January 02, 2010 at 09:03
you guys aids infested homos

Comments by Me from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, December 28, 2009 at 23:19
lol best laws ever xD

Comments by Kristen from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 at 00:14
The law about it being illegal to turn right at a red light is only applicable to the island of Montreal. Anywhere off-island, you can turn right at a red light.

Comments by 9879 from New Brunswick - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 15:32
i happen to be a law student in new brunswick . my father is a judge. and my mother works for the legislature. there is no law prohibiting driving on the roads. there is , however, a law prohibiting driving on walking trails. when your going to lie on the internet, remember that you will be caught.

Comments by Leah from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 20:35
I live in Beaconsfield..... OOOOh, and i have atleast two different colours of paint on my house. AND A LOG CABIN. nobody turn me in ; ). but really, i do.
and we really do take the languahe things seriously in quebec, theyre stupid laws, but serious ones. We have language police everywhere looking for mistakes in signs and stuff.
And i peed behind a tree in guelph too, damn im bad ass. XD

Comments by OMG! from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 18:06
HOLY SHIT I CAN DRAG A DEAD HORSE DOWN YOUNG STREET WHEN ITS NOT SUNDAY!!!! ****** YEA IM DOING THT SHIT MONDAY!

Comments by Ambuur from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 01:28
Where is your source?

Comments by emkay from Newfoundland and Labrador - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, November 08, 2009 at 19:42
what about newfoundland? were part of canada too?!?!?

Comments by brittany malcolm from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 08:56
these are the greatest laws ever

Comments by Cocky mc cocky from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 13:24
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Comments by anonymous from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, October 05, 2009 at 21:57
haha. stupid old laws that no one really listens to and police don't really enforce. They're just still there for some reason.

Comments by Sasquatch from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 at 08:42
I hate you all..

Comments by Sasquatch from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 at 08:40
Okay i'll stop hiding now, ya bitches can't kill me

Comments by higgins from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, September 19, 2009 at 15:42
ok wtf is withthese stupid laws...why cant we paint logseff uill doit anyways there so STUPID this site sucks my assss

Comments by Mrs Cock from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, September 04, 2009 at 22:00
this site is stupid !!!!!! what about newfoundland land and labrador........

Comments by alaah from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, August 31, 2009 at 08:30
I am a muslim and will kill everyone in the world. That is the only way I know. I suck cock to prove it.

Comments by Nikkie Kayy from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 23:22
Quebec Provincial Laws
· It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.
· All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French. If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the English is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)
· No language other than French is permitted to be shown out doors.
STUPID EFFIN LAW.
ONLY NATIVE TONGUES SHOULD BE SPOKEN THROUGH OUT CANADA. F**K QUEBEC AND THE FRENCH.
REMEMBER ALL OF CANADA IS NATIVE LAND.


Comments by shane from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, August 21, 2009 at 22:21
in saskatoon saskwatchewan if you are under teh age of 16 and caught outside without an adult the fine is 25 cents the first time 50 cents the second and a dollar for any time after that. lol i wanted to give a cop my 25 cents but im 16 now :(

Comments by Aidan from Other - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, July 31, 2009 at 11:04
Some of the comments on this page a a hell of a lot more laughable than the laws :)

Comments by Christine from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, July 18, 2009 at 22:19
HELLOOOO!!! Canadian Citizen from Montreal Quebec here! If you Hate Canada, you don't have to bash us over the internet. Besides, Canada is Very strict, and they take violence very seriously, So people must have been stupid enough to do these things that they had to put up these laws, Don't hate all Canadians for it, Hate the ones who made the Prime Minister put them up in the first place.

Comments by Christia from New Zealand - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 22:32
These aren't as stupid as some of the American laws I just read. I already knew though that North Americans like giving out severe punishments for things that are really quite trivial.

Comments by Matt from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 18:36
fukk the Yankees. Jays Shiit on anyone!
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):);)

Comments by Tha Haterr from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 18:34
****** DEM NIGGAS. let them die!!!

Comments by Zomg, shnigghty shnap! from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, May 09, 2009 at 18:37
NIGGUH, FUUUCK YOU.


Comments by Brandon from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 16:47
I was thinking about getting my permit and eventually my drives license, but on here it revealed to me that is is illegal to drive on a New Brunswick road...

Comments by brydon from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:53
heiiyyy man check it outttt. so highh right now..
keep on rocking in the fee world mann

Comments by space from United Kingdom - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:53
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Comments by Mrs. Hancock from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:53
You guys are done. stay after class before lunch boys.
Very Immature

Comments by aaron balon from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:50
screw this dumb website all i care about is my street cred and my tatoo ltd pimpin baby o and my gf shes sweet to

Comments by aaron balon from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:50
fukkcc you man you aint no shit about skaintg.me and cody gonna starts own rap group and sell real cigartetss with the boys
PUH-eace!!!

Comments by bob burnkist from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:49
hee is rite i dids gets sponcerd buy doonas and i amm reeely ecsited

Comments by kraftss from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:49
ohhhh the other day my dadddy told me i shouldntt double fist the cat with out protectionsss

Comments by Adi Issa from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:49
Death to Americans

Comments by brannin from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:48
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunnnno i dunoooo i dunnnooo

Comments by Malcolm p. from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:47
sorry for my comments i left please forgive me and u can go ****** urself

Comments by jamess from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:46
guiseee dont belive its not realll


Comments by TAMITHY from Quebec - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:45
hai guise eey dou ageea thees laus dou keap ouir sosiety in ordr wifthuot them wei wouldnt lives in anarky but guise guess whate eye goted sponcard by doonas no joke bob burnkist too guise were n a taem togevar

Comments by Abel from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:45
Suck my dick... this is my site now!! i'll refuse you access!... i'm black... i can do that.

Comments by Site Administration from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:42
Please leave mature comments. I have your ip addresses, and will not hesitate to remove access to this site!

Comments by jordan yousif from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:40
hey guys iam really sorry about telling u how i really feel but i didnt know where else to do it

Comments by jordan yousif from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:39
man cody's is my man ****** off

Comments by abel from Other - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:39
i have baby penis hehe

Comments by klamel from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:38
sand ********* arent reallllll!!

Comments by Kent from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:38
i am a rapist.

Comments by abel darkness from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:38
hey guys quit messing up my blogspace please

Comments by adi issa from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:37
i agree cody malone is hot

Comments by landon shit head from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:37
i like to suck on my moms tits

Comments by sex change from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:36
i had a vagina but now a triumphant COCK!! and i touch myself now!

Comments by jordan yousif from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:35
i love man sooo much cody malone mmmmm yummy cody malone i want u cody malone

Comments by KKK from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:35
hang black theyre wack

Comments by Jordan Yousif from Nunavut - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:34
I'm 100% Homosexual and like to take it in the bum

Comments by Adi from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:34
alalalalalalaaa!!!! death to the infidels!

Comments by Adi Issa from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:33
alalalallaaaa!!!!!

Comments by beerow ashupacuss from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:32
i bought ten jugs of lysol and apparently its against the law to walk out without paying neays

Comments by Jim from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:31
i never seen no sasquatch ever.. but i did jack off a kangaroo once

Comments by kents big meat from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:30
i want to suck sasquatches dick! then kill the hairy beast!!

Comments by ashupacuss from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:30
nice i a been at da teepee for two weeeks now and i ah never found the spirit yet

Comments by i hate fags from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009 at 08:49
your all gay fags

Comments by YOU FAIL from Other - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, February 09, 2009 at 18:23
WELL, je ne suis PAS un yankee THANK YOUP.
...you smell

Comments by your mom from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, February 09, 2009 at 11:33
ghfdagdfgkugauydfagi hate yankees

Comments by YOU FAIL from Other - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, February 09, 2009 at 11:24
i hate you and, i pretty much think you guys all smell. goodday

Comments by Josuf Explosuf from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, February 05, 2009 at 10:26
I Like Coles Little Brussel Sprout!!!!! Let The Fire Burn

Comments by Brody J Wasman from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Thursday, February 05, 2009 at 09:54
I Am from Moose Jaw and i like big wood!

Comments by Joseph Explosive from South Africa - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:57
Ryan Cocks call my number! 630-7819!!

Comments by Kyle K from Yukon - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:52

I LOVE WHALE WEINER!

Comments by Ryan Cocks from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:50
Hey my name is cocky cocks :) anymen out here single?!?! i need some loving in the caboose.

Comments by Cole from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:48
NEW LAW: Its illegal for me to suck weiner anymore, i must stop somehow! but it tastes sooooooo good........

Comments by jimmy from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:48
would you like to see it shayla?

Comments by Brody from United States - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:46
Hey im america and im retard. i like the poopies in my batman underwear right now. :)

Comments by brody wassmann from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:45
i hate women i love men all day long i love them to death!

Comments by cole freeman from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:44
these are retarded

Comments by shayla cake from Saskatchewan - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 at 10:40
jimmy shut the ****** up.
these are good.


Comments by jimmy from Ontario - Southern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, February 01, 2009 at 13:58
****** everyone my dick is bigger the n all of yours!!!!!

Comments by mel from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, January 27, 2009 at 21:29
These laws are totally fake i can't believe people believe these

Comments by no thanks from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, January 23, 2009 at 13:34
OMG THATS NOT TURE!!! im allowed to take off a banadage in public!?!?!? this site is STUPID! like no.

Comments by Lale from Manitoba - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, January 12, 2009 at 19:39
Manitoba has no weird laws? Like at all? Lol. Thats funny.

Comments by Jaymie from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 11:16
Jason's still sucking, lol jeeze jason when will you ever learn:)

Comments by J.R from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 09:28
Braden Sherger is evil but hot lol love you braden

Comments by Jaymie from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 09:25
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! AS A FRIEND;)

Comments by Jaymie from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 09:22
It's illegal for jason johnston to be 14 today, jason your breaking the law stop it jeez u juvenile delinquent.Duh duh duh duh jason's going to get arrested!!!!!!!!!!! I hope lol jk jk luv u jason, as a friend:)

Comments by Jaymie from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 09:16
Its illegal for jason to suck big ones after ten, jason!!!!!

Comments by bob laiten from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, November 03, 2008 at 18:17
chanda is a homo

Comments by lola from Manitoba - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Sunday, October 12, 2008 at 11:29
tha ontario speed limit for cars is 80 ,it shood be 40 for bikes .there just as dangerous

Comments by mike from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, September 05, 2008 at 23:36
not all the quebec ones are true some are, i wash my car in the street all the time, ive been told about the driveway thing but never been fined for it and i live on a busy street so, theres also english in the street it not illegle we do have a language police that might say somthing tho the fag bags -.-

Comments by cody lapierre from Alberta - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, August 29, 2008 at 15:03
its illegal for greg to suck fat ones after midnight

Comments by cody lapierre from Ontario - Northern - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Friday, August 29, 2008 at 15:01
this is the best site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments by Anas from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, June 23, 2008 at 00:35
in Windsor Ontario, just like Montreal.. it is illegal to park your car and block your driveway. i got $110 for doing that. i did it so the kids can play on the driveway and not go to the streets. it is also illegal to have your car on while you are sitting in it in a parking lot, you can't wait to pickup or dropoff somone while the car is on. cleaning the side walk from snow within 24 hours as well.... tons more.. a street that has 80km/h that changes to 60km/h, you can't just let go the gas and slow down, you must enter the new zone at 60 or less, so it is a must with the distance given you hit the breaks.. Huron church road. i got 220 dollars speeding for it

Comments by win model 70 from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 16:37
Just for the "hell" of it, anyone else old enough to remember a CBC tv show abot this topic with Paul Soles? I was just a young teenager then. Things sure haven't changed since then- the lawyers we have in Ottawa sure haven't taken the hint; probably because its not intheir best interest; having said that I can't help but wonder what this country might have been if we hadn't been "governed" by such an incessant procession of legal educated morons?

Comments by win model 70 from Canada - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 18:03
Thats ALOT of the trouble-far far too many stupid laws; too few sensible ones (YES THERE ARE SUCH THINGS!!). I also think we need to have the right to private property AND firearms and the right to self defence entrenched in the constitution to butress the populace from abuses by those who might be in authority. Not like I am holding my breath.

Comments by hoodlum from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:45
i remember knowing about those laws when i was a kid. ontario has similar laws, only it was a mule i believe, and i don't recall anything about a gun. one time when i was a little younger, -i was a little bit of a hooligan at times- the locals picked me up for being at the wrong place at the wrong time. they held me for the night, and whenthey let me go.. i dared ask about my mule. the cop said 'you're already an ass, you don't need a mule, and you'd best be going before i change my mind and put you back in'...i left.. didn't push the issue beyond that.

Comments by SKS from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, October 29, 2007 at 07:27
I haven't seen any sasquatches, so the law against shooting them is probably not necessary.

Comments by REM from British Columbia - (Report Post - RP)
Posted on: Monday, October 29, 2007 at 00:55
nothing much has changed, we still have the same dumb liberals making stupid laws to this day


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