Hunter from Manitoba
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"Best put down line ever"
A Major General Cosgrove (Australian) was being interviewed on the radio regarding the upcoming vist of some Boy Scouts to his military base.
General Cosgrove = GC
Female interviewer = FI
FI - So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GC - We're going to teach them climbing,canoeing,archery and shooting
FI - Shooting!! That's a bit irrisponsible, isn't it?
GC - I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FI - Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GC - I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FI - But you're equiping them to become violent killers.
GC - Well, Ma'am, you're equiped the be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went dead and the interview ended.