ART, I saw what you said about your poor costipated tweety bird, the lefty Ontario newspapers was so trashy, the bird could not poop on it out of sheer self respect, well, where I live, in Prince George B.C., My pet parrot had an opposite reaction!! the "Prince George Citizen" newspaper is such a liberal-weeny sucking left leaning piece ot trash, poor squakers done shite hisself to death, couldnt shit enuff on the rag!!! Even the trees, run from the forset, yike-ing like a scalded pup. afeared foe a future to wind up as a "Prince george Citizen or "Free press" publication!! the only wood they can get, is the "bug kill" wood, even the odd part-green log can be seen dragging its carcass out of the logging block!